Posts Tagged ‘toys’

Slap Bracelets

Saturday, August 8th, 2009

Slap bracelets were so cool when I was a kid. That is until schools banned them for killing people. It had something to do with the super-awesome slap action, which could cut kids’ wrists (sissies).

I took apart one of my slap bracelets once, and it was just a tape measure in a cloth casing. If kids can’t handle that, I’d chock it up to simple Darwinism.

GI Joe: Back from 88

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

I bet you thought GI Joe had gone up to 88 a long time ago, like right around when the Fridge joined the squad. Well now Joe’s back in a Michael Bay-tastic new movie: GI Joe: The Rise of the Cobra. What’s even crazier is that it’s not even directed by Michael Bay.

Watch the GI Joe Trailer